{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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APC is a computer magazine in Australia. It is published monthly by Future Australia.
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King's Park is an area in Yau Tsim Mong District in Kowloon, Hong Kong.
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