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Felissa Rose Esposito, better known as simply Felissa Rose, is an American actress and producer. Rose has amassed over 150 film credits, and is best known for her work in the horror genre, for which she is recognized as a \"scream queen\".
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Frederico Burgel Xavier, commonly known as Fred, is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a central defender for Botafogo PB.
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